Warehouse 24

Mutual Respect Clause

I hereby pledge to treat the Space, Furniture, Equipment, Plants and any other inanimate objects within the premises with the utmost respect. After all, you never know when a lamp might hold a grudge.

The Plant Whisperer’s Pledge

I hereby vow to treat every plant within the studio with tender loving care and reverence. If not, I might wake up with a “Cactus Head” in my bed.

The No-Dragging Drama

I solemnly swear not to engage in any floor dragging shenanigans. I understand that even floors have feelings, and scuff marks are the equivalent of emotional scars.

Let's keep it smooth, folks.

Return to Sender

It is agreed upon that I shall return every item to its rightful place. Failure to do so may result in the mysterious disappearance of my ability to book again, as punishment.

The "No Messing Around" Policy

Leave no rubbish behind, for I shall not be held responsible for any impromptu garbage art installations that find their way into your driveway. Should the studio resemble a post-apocalyptic wasteland after my departure, a cleaning fee of $100+GST shall be levied.

Please, spare us the drama of looking up your address on our system to ship your garbage back to you.

DAMAGE

I hereby acknowledge that during my “Tenure” (Look it up), I am the guardian of the hallowed Space, all Furniture, Props, Plants, Equipment, or other similar entities. In the unfortunate event that any said objects are discovered to be damaged, I willingly accept full responsibility for the cost of repair or replacement.

In other words, if I break it, I buy it. Let's hope my bank account is more robust than my clumsiness.

Punctuality is Key

It is imperative that all loading and unloading (Bump-in / Bump-out) activities occur within MY DESIGNATED TIME SLOT. We like to keep the flow smooth like butter, so please adhere to your allocated timeframe. In the event of an unforeseen time-travel incident causing you to exceed your allotted time, a fashionably late fee of $125+GST per hour will be gracefully applied.

Time is money people, buy a watch!

Cancellation/Rescheduling Extravaganza

Behold the wondrous dance of cancellation and rescheduling! Should the need arise to alter your plans, kindly notify us no later than 48 hours prior to your scheduled time. Failure to comply with this request will result in a 50% cancellation fee of the hire charge. And remember, being fashionably late to notify us will not save you from this fee! Additionally, if you decide to go all "Ghost-Mode" and become a NO-SHOW, you'll be waving goodbye to all monies paid.

Let's keep the surprises to birthday parties, shall we?